June 2009
246 posts
(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving...
(919): I haven't worn deodorant in like three days...
(970): I just remembered that last night when we...
(918): it's like i warped into dreamland and the...
(970): He said he was from Mississippi and my...
(559): yes because when i jack off the first...
(434): well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS...
(864): you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime...
(857): Im glad youre not pregnant with that New...
(407): Theres a note on my antibiotics that says...
(905): Ever have the mailman look at you like...
(609): so after all day drinking, we went to an...
(303): I really hope you get sexually violated by...
(917): ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with...
(480): A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm....
(512): the smoke from my cigarette strangely...
(310): If he can handle my muffin top then I can...
(650): my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john...
(646): We will have to stop frequently for food,...
(631): I hope you're ready because I look like an...
(617): At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from...
(760): Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss...
(563): his prince albert piercing just severely...
(609): The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks...
(516): I realized that I've made out with a...
(570): i'm telling everyone you had sex with a...
(908): we’re taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we’re on number 8 now. (1-908): you should have been aborted.
(573): I just want to sing "highway to the danger...
(773): Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up...
(301): Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a...
(775): You’re the end to all my bad dreams. (702): Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
(920): She just texted me saying, "I wish you were...
(407): Remember that dream I told you about where...
(727): My moms helping me unpack but im getting a...
(603): I texted him to clear the air a bit,...
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I’m terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar. (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
(313): So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so...
(251): About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force...
(719): just survived the first fart of the...
(509): Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary...
(313): mark tries to be a total badass to make up...
(651): What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live...
(202): respond to me or i'm telling everyone that...
(508): she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of...
(262): Just ran to the store on my way to the...
(501): He just told me he would murder a thousand...
(480): I told her we could go facebook official....
(815): Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker...
(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like...
(214): would you ever date a girl who drove an 89...
